Saturday, September 5, 2015

"Kim Davis Lies" (Sung to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes)

She’ll quote the scripture she was told
Huckabee and Santorum will be allies
She’ll be hypocritically bold
She tells Kim Davis lies

She thinks it’s icky that gays screw
she’s committed adultery trice
She herself is a hoe
She tells Kim Davis lies

And she’ll lie to you
She’ll confuse you
all the better just to manipulate you
she’s hideously ferocious
and then quoting biblical scripture that she’s ignored will make her fans hush
she’s got eats McDonald’s every day, thunder thighs
she tells Kim Davis lies

No support from the Pope of Rome
She wants to kill sodomites
she has the face of a boar
She tells Kim Davis lies

She’ll try to convince you
that she herself doesn’t have any Unbiblical vice
Until stories pop up that she didn’t think anyone knew
She tells Kim Davis lies

and She’ll exploit you, cause she knows to
all to get recognition, attention and money from you
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and she hates the thought of world that is equal and just
We’ll probably find out later that she’s bi
She tells Kim Davis lies

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