Friday, July 29, 2016

Movies that were filmed in Iowa.

The Hawkeye state certainly isn't California, but we've had a few Hollywood productions filmed amongst the corn and soybean fields throughout the years. Some are well known and discussed often. I think every Iowan is well aware of Field of Dreams but it is far from the only film shot in the state.

Let's take a look at films that were shot in Iowa.



Children of the Corn
This 1984 horror classic based on the short story by Stephen King was filmed in the communities of Salix, Sergeant Bluff, Sioux City and Whiting.


Citizen Ruth 
This 1996 comedy surrounding the controversial topic of abortion was mostly filmed in Omaha, Nebraska, although nearby Council Bluffs was used for various scenes. Laura Dern stars with appearances from the legendary Burt Reynolds and long time character actor M.C. Gainey.


Election 
Much like Citizen Ruth, Election  was filmed mostly in Omaha, Nebraska although there are scenes shot in nearby Council Bluffs. Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon star.

The Crazies 
This low budget horror film was filmed in various places, among them Winterset and Lenox, Iowa.

Whiteboyz
This 1999 film about a guy growing up in an all white community, who wants to be a star hip-hop rap artist was filmed in Muscatine, Iowa City, Davenport and Maquoketa.

IOWA
Filmed in the communities of Mystic and Centerville, this film with a focus on the meth problem that the state has endured, has appearances from Roseanne Arquette and long time television actor Mickey Jones.

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The Puppet Masters 
Not to be confused with The Puppet Master or its many sequels, The Puppet Masters is a 1994 film starring Donald Sutherland. It was mostly filmed in California, but there were a few scenes shot in Des Moines.


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COLD TURKEY 
This 1971 comedy about a small community that rallies together to have every citizen in the community be a non-smoker was filmed in Des Moines, Greenfield, Orient and Winterset.

Sugar 
This 2008 film about a young foreign baseball player who comes to the country to play minor league baseball was filmed in Burlington and Davenport.

Noise Off! 
This 1992 comedy classic with an all star cast was in partial filmed in Des Moines.
16 to Life

This 2009 Teen comedy was filmed in McGregor.

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Miles From Home

This 1988 film about two brothers who start robbing banks after having a bank take their farm away stars Richard Gere, Penelope Ann Miller and Laurie Metcalf.
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Pennies From Heaven
This 1981 period piece about the Great Depression was filmed in various locations, among them, Dubuque, Iowa.
Starman

John Carpenter directed this 1984 film starring Jeff Bridges. It was filmed in various locations, Cedar Rapids, Iowa being one of them.

The Straight Story 
This based on a true story 1999 film staring Sissy Spacek about a brother who rides his lawnmower from Iowa to Wisconsin to visit his dying brother was filmed in West Bend, Clermont, Lansing, Laurens, New Hampton, Pocahontas and West Union.
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The Final Season 

 Based on the real life baseball team of Norway, Iowa, this 2007 film starring Sean Astin, Rachel Leigh Cook and Powers Booth was not only filmed in Norway, but also in Sutliff and Cedar Rapids.
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Twister

Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton star in this natural disaster 1996 hit with scenes filmed in Ames, Whitten, Rippey, Boone and Eldora.





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The Bridges of Madison County 
One of the greatest actresses of our time Meryl Streep, along with the legendary Clint Eastwood starred in this memorable 1995 film, filmed in Winterset and Adel.
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Field of Dreams 
Saving the best for last. One of the greatest films ever made, Field of Dreams, was filmed in Dyersville, Dubuque and Farley.










Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Seven Times WWE Dropped the Ball

7. Power and Glory 
In all sense of reality, one could also say that WWE dropped the ball with Paul Roma and Hercules as single competitors as well. As a tag team, they could have been used to offset the powerhouse face tag team of the Legion of Doom and it looked as if at first they were going to do so. After annihilating the Rockers at Summerslam, P&G began a feud with LOD, that would unfortunately end in a 59 second squash at Wrestlemania VII. The purpose of the match was to make LOD look unstoppable, but in the process it totally killed any momentum that P&G had. A tag team that had once had competitive matches with WWE tag team champions, The Hart Foundation, soon disbanded as Roma left for WCW and Hercules was misused as enhancement talent, before leaving himself.

It would have been fun to have seen the Rockers WWE tag team title win over the Hart Foundation hold up and for P&G to have a continuous feud with the Rockers exchanging the belts on several occasions. A controversial victory for P&G to win the belts, setting up for a revenge match where the Rockers would regain the titles would have drawn money. The Rockers were extremely over and adding in the heat that P&G could easily add into the mix would have put butts into seats.

A P&G Vs LOD feud would have been more convincing and entertaining than the LOD Vs The Nasty Boys series of matches we were given instead. While the Nasty Boys were a good tag team, they often had to resort to using Jimmy Hart's megaphone or Helmet for a victory over tag teams shown to be much weaker than the indestructible LOD.  Having a wrestler like Hercules that could match the physique and strength of Hawk and Animal, along with the sly and clever Roma that could outsmart them, would have been a more intriguing match. It also would have been more convincing that P&G could have taken the belts from LOD, than it was having Money Incorporated do it.

When Roma left the company, WWE again dropped the ball by having Hercules resort to jobbing. They could have found him a mid-card position to fill, and who could blame him one bit for being upset and leaving the way he did in his final match against Sid Justice.


6. Shawn Stasiak 

The Attitude Era is often given credit for doing a lot of things "right" and helping to save professional wrestling from downward spiral it was headed towards from late 1993 to 1996, but that doesn't mean that there weren't a lot of mistakes made during that time. One of those mistakes was the misuse of Shawn Stasiak, a talented wrestler who could have been the Attitude Era's version of Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect or Rick Martel. He even could have been used for a major feud with Val Venis or as Venis's tag team partner. Never the less, a guy that could have been used to draw money, was treated as tasteless joke known as Meat.  From 1998-2000, Stasiak was nothing more than Vince Russo's sick and twisted version of humor in ridiculous storylines involving Stacy Kiebler and Mae Young.

After leaving for a year and coming back in 2001, WWE had a second opportunity to use Stasiak in a more productive way, but instead somehow managed to misuse him even worse than they had originally. He went from being a sex craved horndog, to simply being an idiot with no character development beyond being a klutz.

A former collegiate standout at Boise State University, Stasiak had a solid wrestling background, one full of technical expertise. He wasn't terrible on the mic either, and given the right character and push could have had a run as European or Intercontinental champion.

5. Marty Jannetty 
In many ways Jannetty dug his own grave, and their is no denying that. The man had ample amount of opportunities that he himself tossed away through drugs, alcohol or women. It also didn't help that when it looked like Jannetty might finally be on the right path, the Charles Austin lawsuit came up and he disappeared from television. To say the least, Jannetty's career met with a lot of bad luck. Some of which he brought upon himself and some of which he did not.

Nevertheless, he was severely misused for a spell during his WWE career. After his breakup with Shawn Michaels, WWE used him appropriately from 1992 to late 1993 where he feuded with Shawn Michaels and had decisive victories over Repo Man, Doink the Clown, Pat Tanaka and other low to mid card talent. During this little over a year time, Jannetty was right where he needed to be. Bret Hart and Yokozuna were handling the WWE championship with Shawn and Razor Ramon handling the Intercontinental title. WWE needed wrestlers to fill in the right below title carrier slots and Jannetty filled the role impeccably.

WWE decided to job Jannetty out in an embarrassing squash match against Ludvig Borga at Summerslam 93', which never saw Borga leave his feat the entire match. From that moment on, albeit a less than a week tag title run with the 1-2-3 kid, Jannetty's career was mainly nothing but jobbing out to other superstars.

Many call late 1993 to early 1996 to be one of the most boring periods in WWE's history. Many blame it on the departure of Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage and others who jumped ship to WCW. While that did hurt the WWE, misuse of talent hurt them even worse and Jannetty is a fine example of it.

It's understood as many times as Jannetty screwed up during his career, why WWE would resort to using him as enhancement talent and putting him into a mockery tag-team with Al Snow, but it was also bad business. Instead of jobbing out to the likes of Savio Vega on a weekly basis, Jannetty could have been the mid-card face that WWE desperately needed at the time. If they insisted on turning him heel, they could have made him into a more interesting effective heel, than simply the stuck in the 1960's, jealous of Shawn Michaels bafoon that they did.

Whenever they would occasionally give Jannetty a small push, for example teaming him with Razor Ramon or putting him in a competitive match with Psycho Sid, the fans would react positively to him. Instead of running with this idea and doing something with it though, they'd instead have him come out a week later and do a job for someone looking totally harmless in the process.

The Attitude Era of professional wrestling happened because the Golden Era of professional wrestling came to an end around late 1993 and something needed to happen propel professional wrestling back to the heights of popularity, because the New Generation that lasted approximately three years wasn't getting the job done.  Had better decisions been made, including using talent like Jannetty more appropriately, perhaps the Golden Era never would have died.


4. Doink The Clown 
Speaking of mistakes that WWE made during the transitional period of Golden Era to New Generation Era, Doink the Clown tops the list. WWE had a phenomenal, everyone hated him and wanted to see him get his butt kicked heel, and they decide to turn him face. He downright scared little kids, he made adults uncomfortable and much like a horror movie icon such as Michael Myers or Jason Vorhees, he intrigued audiences to the screen to see what he would do next. His feud with Crush was ended prematurely and there is so much more that could have been done with him, that pardon the pun, it isn't even funny. He wasn't anywhere near as effective as a face, and had he remained Heel, and been put in more interesting storylines, the ratings might never have dropped. One of the reasons WWE struggled in the mid 90's was due to being excessively face heavy without interesting and compelling heels. Superman is only as good as his Lex Luthor or his Zod and once both Luthor and Zod become good guys themselves, where's the fun in watching Superman? Had Doink remained the evil, zealous clown that he started off as, his career would have lasted longer and amounted to much more than it did.


3. Crush 


Fans, especially kids, loved the laid back Hawaiian dressed like a giant can of soda. When the electric guitar sounded off his entrance music, everyone in the audience was giving the Kona Crush Cranium Crunch hand gesture to show their support. His only downfall was that he couldn't talk. The guy was terrible on the mic. He couldn't cut a promo. BUT, he didn't need to either.

WWE, dropped the ball twice with Crush during his face run. First and foremost they should have given Crush a decisive victory over Doink. Many felt that there Wrestlemania IX match was the beginning of their feud, not the end of it. A big payoff, which never came to fruition, was expected.

Imagine if you will, Crush Vs Doink the Clown Summerslam 1993, four months after their Wrestlemania match. Doink has caused Crush a series of victories through interference including a shot at the intercontinental title against Shawn Michaels. Vowing vengeance once and for all against Doink, he has challenged him to a steel cage match. During the match, it looks like Doink is once again going to be the victor as a second Doink interferes in the match. But, at the last second, out of nowhere Randy Savage (decked out in Crush type gear) interferes and Crush wins the bout.

This would signify Crush's friendship and allegiance with  Randy Savage and Savage much like Curt Hennig was for Ric Flair, could be his accomplice and more importantly be his mouth piece that he desperately needed.

Instead of giving Lex Luger the U.S. Express gimmick, it could now be given to Crush. Instead of having Yokozuna do a crossbody block where Luger catches him for a second and then drops him, Crush could legitimately pick Yoko up and give him a real bodyslam. Savage and Crush could have a tour, drawing money and being much more over with the fans than Luger was able to be.

Then when Crush did turn on Savage, it would have been even more epic and even more memorable of a moment than what it is today. Crush was a good face and a decent heel during the New Generation period of the WWE. His run as jailbird Crush years later absolutely sucked, but at least he redeemed himself as DOA Crush years later and had a fun run in WCW teaming with Bryan Clark as Kronic. Had WWE used him to his full potential, he could have been one of the biggest faces and one of the biggest heels, maybe even helping the Golden era to survive.


2. Hakushi
One of the WWE's most detrimental characteristics, was Vince McMahon's obsession with big men. No matter how talented and gifted a wrestler was, if he wasn't a behemoth monster in size, he was often overlooked. Japanese sensation Hakushi, was a high flying, exceptionally technical wrestler, that often wooed the crowd with exciting maneuvers that they had never seen. While they did test the waters with him against WWE champion Bret Hart for a short period of time, they did not capitalize upon the opportunity to make Hakushi a top talent. Instead they dropped him down the ladder, including having him drop a match to long time jobber Barry Horowitz.

After proving that he could get a reaction as both a heel and a face, it would have seemed that WWE would have pushed him in one direction or the other. Fans enjoyed his style of wrestling and often reacted rather loudly with "oohs" and "ahs" or applause when he would hit a devastating maneuver. Why WWE didn't decide to capitalize upon this and make a run with Hakushi, is a real head scratcher. He could have been put into the ring against anyone and given the right storyline, it would have drawn money. The only conclusion as to why this was not done, was because he was short and he was small. An opportunity missed  for an insufficient reason.

1. Papa Shango 

If one had to go back in time and look at what began the transition of Golden Era to New Generation Era, it might have very well started with the misuse of Papa Shango. A monster heel, that started off his run in the WWE as one to challenge the likes of The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan. At the time, Warrior didn't have anyone to really challenge him and Shango,with his Voodoo curses proved to be the perfect adversary. Perhaps this is why his run as an effective heel was cut short. Once he lost in a series of matches against Warrior, what was left for him to do? He challenged Bret Hart for the WWE championship in a losing effort on Saturday Night's Main Event and from that moment on his career became a joke.

He'd talk a great game and would totally kill it on his promos, but it was hard to take him seriously when he was losing to the likes of Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Bob Backlund on a weekly basis. Had WWE instead kept him strong and maybe had him lose via disqualification, rather than submission against Bret Hart, he could have been used to continuously draw heat for many years to come.

His dark and sinister character wasn't a favorite of Charles Wright, the man who portrayed him, but it was initially over with the fans and it was much more effective than the Kama gimmick he did a couple of years later. Perhaps not as fun for him as The Godfather gimmick was towards the end of his career, but a much more effective heel.

Had Papa Shango been given a more proper push, it could have lead to a WWE title reign and an opportunity to build Bret Hart into an even more dominant face. Instead their was no build up to the match, thus taking the significance and importance off of the victory.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Four More of the Greatest Jobbers in Professional Wrestling History

Goliath.com recently posted an article about the 10 greatest jobbers in professional wrestling history.  It was a great list listing greats like The Italian Stallion, Special Delivery Jones, Jim Powers  and of course the three greatest of all time Iron Mike Sharpe, Steve Lombardi and Barry Horowitz.  When it comes to enhancement talent, and guys who went out of their way to help make other guys shine as much as they could, no one did it better than those three guys.  That's for sure.  However, there are some other jobbers, who Goliath did not include on their list, that I feel deserve recognition.  The role of a jobber has all but disappeared in the world of professional wrestling. A lost art, that is only displayed through the memories of those of us who were around when they were performing.



Phil Apollo

25-30 years ago, us wrestling fans didn't have the internet to look people up and find out about their past. All we had was what we saw on television, what we read in magazines and what we were told by fans who were alive before we were. While Apollo had a fairly successful career in the independents before joining the WWE in the early 1990's, I never knew anything about it. To me he was simply a guy that when I saw him standing in the ring, I knew might get in one or two offensive moves in a 5-7 minute match that would always end with him taking a butt whopping. Apollo was a man's man, who simply got into the ring, did his job, got paid his money and went home.  It's funny to think that in this day in age, where wrestlers are more "normal" sized individuals that he would probably be a mid-card contender. Never had much of a gimmick or a personality, but that seems to be the trend of today's superstars.

Big Bully Busick 
I don't know how you can make a list of "Greatest Jobbers of all time" and leave Big Bully Busick  off of it. Here's a guy that was always fun to watch. For many years of his career, he was a weekend jobber. A wrestler who had a day job as a police officer, who would work matches on his days off and on the weekends when he wasn't busy being a cop. What I loved about Busick, was that despite losing nearly every match, he always gave his opponents a decent match. Looking back, I hate watching matches where the star wrestler, just goes out and destroys  his opponent. I realize that it is supposed to make him look invincible and unstoppable but I enjoyed  the "Busick" type jobber matches much more.  The times when he'd look to have an upperhand, then make a mistake and end up pinned, looking around all confused, "What? Wha?!? What happened!!?!?"  Busick was a very entertaining wrestler, who didn't get all bent out of shape about losing. He made the most of his opportunity and always gave the fans something fun to watch.

Damian Demento 

It's hard to believe, as crazy, out-there and eccentric as the character Damian Demento was, that the person who played him Phil Theis is even crazier. Despite how insane, Theis may or may not be, there is not questioning his talent as a professional wrestler.  Most of the time, jobbers were regular people, with regular names, wrestling in either a plain colored singlet, tights or trunks. They had no personality, no colorful ring gear and there maneuvers and mannerisms were very plain and uneventful. Not Damian Demento. Here's a guy who took the characters of Papa Shango, The Warlord and The Legion of Doom smashed them together and created a very memorable gimmick.  While other jobbers resembled your local school bus driver, Demento made your turn your head and pay attention with his lunatic interviews and whacked out attire.  Despite the fact that he used to do jobs for Virgil, I always took him seriously because of how intimidating his look and personality were. I used to think he was one Hell of an actor, and I still do to an extent. Yet the more I learn about the real life Phil Theis, the more I question if he wasn't simply being himself to a large extent.


Sonny Rogers 

Now I realize that to be fair, Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi are unarguably the best enhancement talents of all time. However, my personal favorite and one that I feel gets the shaft is Sonny Rogers.  I love watching Rogers wrestler, and don't understand why he isn't remembered and loved by more hardcore professional wrestling fans like myself. There have been many wrestlers throughout the years that were great at selling. Mr. Perfect, for example comes to mind. Yet, I don't know if anyone knew how to sell better than Sonny Rogers. He would flop around the ring, taking bump after bump for anyone. When you hit him with a big move, he would act like you shot him with and AK-47.  Hit your finisher on him, he sold for you as if you shoved a grenade down his pants.  I remember once he wrestled Stone Cold Steve Austin  in a match when Austin has first made his transition from The Ring Master to Stone Cold. Austin hit him with the Stone Cold Stunner and Rogers flopped around the ring like a fish out of water as Steve crawled around the mat trying to get a hold of him to pin him. It was hilarious.  There is nothing that Sonny Rogers  wouldn't do to help you get over and make you look like $1,000,000.  He's extremely underrated and someone that some of today's talent should be watching. Professional wrestling is all about entertainment, and Rogers was a top notch entertainer, even though he lost all the time.






Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Top 10 Wrestlers Who Were Great As Both Faces and Heels




Professional wrestling is an art form that is often depicted by the outside world in unfavorable terms. Yet, one thing that nearly all critics would agree upon, is that it is also a profession that would take an enormous amount of talent, both athletically and creatively to be good at. Some professional wrestlers have a gift at getting people in the crowd to cheer them, care about them and love them. The moment their music hits and they step through that curtain the crowd erupts in applause. Others, have a knack for getting everyone in attendance to hate them. They have the ability to crawl under anyone's skin, making fist clinch and faces frown.

Their have been many professional wrestlers over the years that have had the ability to be great at one, but not the other. As a face, they're one of the all time best, but they failed as heel or maybe it was that they were a tremendous heel, but only mediocre as a face.  For example Ted Dibiase.  He spent his early years as a mediocre babyface, winning the now defunct, never recognized and rarely mentioned WWE North American title. Had he have stayed a babyface, he wouldn't be remembered as the legend he is today. It was turning heel, and becoming the hated Million Dollar Man that allowed Dibiase to showcase his abilities. He is an example of many who never amounted to much as faces, but became immortal as heels.

 Bret Hart, at least in my opinion, would be an example of someone who was a tremendous face, and an at best mediocre heel. Even though he is one of the most beloved wrestlers of all time and in the minds of many the best in ring wrestler of all time, his days of glory were during his face runs. While as a heel in WWE, he seemed to lack the passion and the realism that he had as a face. His words as a face were genuine and sincere, yet forced and scripted as a heel. He seemed very comfortable and in place as a face, and very uncomfortable and out of place as a heel. In WCW, it was even worse. Bret is one of many wrestlers, who shined beautiful and bright as a face, and turned dull as a heel.

So who are the wrestlers who had the ability to make the fans love them as much as they hated them or make the fans hate them as much as they loved them? There have been many.  Here are 10 of my favorites.


10. Hulk Hogan 

It almost seems like cheating. If you count the AWA years, the WWE years and the WCW years altogether Hulk Hogan was the most loved and popular professional wrestler from 1981 to 1996. That's 15 years, of being millions of people's favorite wrestler. It'd be like Jesus joining forces with the devil. That is how serious fans took it, when Hogan turned heel. There will never be another heel turn as effective. Nothing will ever duplicate it. That's why it almost seems unfair to put him on this list. He had to work his ass off to develop the Hulk Hogan character that everyone loved. And because he was so loved, it made being a heel easy. All he had to do was leg drop Randy Savage. That's it. He didn't have to say or do anything else. That alone ripped the hearts out of Hulkamaniacs all over the world. The greatest thing WCW ever did.



9. Razor Ramon 

Annoying, arrogant and obnoxious, when Razor Ramon first came to the WWE in 1992, he was easy to dislike and boo. Fans didn't like him and Pro Wrestling Illustrated (PWI) often had him in the top 5 or higher for their monthly "least favorite wrestler" lists. He posed an immediate threat to Bret Hart's world title and his sneak attacks on Randy Savage, during Savage's matches with Ric Flair drew a ton of heat. Yet a short time later, Ted Dibiase and IRS began making fun of him and "The Bad Guy" soon became a good guy. What's funny, is that his persona didn't change much. He was still arrogant and obnoxious, only he was that way to heel wrestlers and not to face wrestlers or the fans. His energy level was contagious and fans easily gravitated to him. While he never held the WWE world's title, he helped to elevate the WWE's popularity by becoming one of their greatest intercontinental champions ever, and holding the title multiple times. While WCW used his heeling skills to full advantage, it would have been interesting to have seen him get turned on by his fellow NWO members and seek revenge. It seems an interesting angle that WCW missed the boat on, that could have worked, especially when considering his face skills.



8. Bob Backlund
Wholesome, good natured, kind, friendly, honest and true, Bob Backlund was every grandma's and grandpa's favorite wrestler. A little too tame for some, but most loved him, admired him, respected him and looked up to him. He was the type of role model that parents were more than happy to see their kid plopped down in front of the TV watching. He took what could be the violent world of professional wrestling and gave it the touch of respectability and dignity that it needed to appeal to older fans. If you watch wrestling matches from Backlund's heyday throughout the late 70's through the mid 80's, you'll notice a lot of 60 plus year olds in the audience. He was the flavor of Andy Griffith that made them hand over their retirement money, to get a seat at the show. He didn't seem like he had an ounce of meanness or indecency within him. The idea that he could even entertain the idea of being a heel seemed astronomical. Yet, he did it and he did it well. The over the top, strict, crazy and rude Mr. Backlund character that would snap and injure people with his infamous cross face chicken wing, was an immediate heel that the fans loved to see get beat up. Many who doubted whether Backlund had it in him to be a heel or not, later commented that they thought he was more excited and interesting as a heel, than he was as a face.



7. Rowdy Roddy Piper 

Ole Hot Rod. When it comes to the story of the first Wrestlemania and what made it a success, Hulk Hogan's name is always the first to come up. He was the face of the company, the man everyone in the area came to see. The man everyone watching on Pay-per-view had sat down to watch. You know the other name that had just as much to do with Wrestlemania being a success as did Hogan's? Rowdy Roddy Piper. Not to make too many more Christian references, but a Jesus is only as good as his devil, when it comes to drawing crowds and Piper was the man the fans came to watch get beat by Hogan. They hated him and they handed their money over and they eagerly sat in their seats praying that Hogan would get his hands on him. Two years later, in a feud with Adrian Adonis, Piper would turn face and soon become as loved as he was hated. Piper proved that when you pour energy, love, passion and charisma as you can into it, that the fans are going to respond. What made Piper so great, as both a heel and as a face was his emotion.


6. Shawn Michaels
Regardless of the type of person he is in real life Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time. Good person or bad person in the real world, there's no doubt that in the world of professional wrestling, face or heel, he makes the top 10 list regardless of who's writing the article. As a Rocker with tag team partner Marty Jannetty, everyone in the audience loved him. The girls, young and old loved him for his boyish good looks. The guys loved him cause he was a party animal and the kids loved his cause he was colorful, exciting and fun. When he turned on Jannetty and became the heartbreak kid, every girl wanted to slap him and every guy wanted to jump the railing and deck him right between the eyes. Then when it was time to turn face again, he went right back to being a heartthrob for the ladies, a man's man with the guys and the fun, lovable character for the kids. Then when he became heel again, he somehow managed to be even more irritating than he had been as the heartbreak kid. He was never mediocre during anytime of his career. People either absolutely loved him or they outright loathed him. With Shawn, there was never an in between.

5. Doink The Clown 


Most heel wrestlers simply annoy, irritate and anger fans. Few downright scare them. Doink did. When his eerie music began to play, the smiles on the faces of boys and girls quickly turned to frowns as they grabbed for their parents and held on tight. He'd even make a few cry every now and again. His character was so real, so believably evil that kids were changing the channel when he came on the TV. Many parents didn't let their kids watch horror films, out of fear that it'd give them nightmares. Doink was no different and that's probably why his heel run was cut prematurely and he turned face. Now he was a better heel, but his face fun was still pretty successful. How he was able to go from the clown that made kids cower and cry, into the face that made the laugh and smile was nothing short of impressive. For most people clowns are either entities of phobia or triggers of laughter. Doink was able to capture the essence of both with impeccability.


4. Jerry "The King"  Lawler


In other parts of the world, the debate on the most popular wrestler of all time will forever wage between Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ric Flair, the Rock and a handful of others. In the state of Tennessee, in particularly in the cities of Memphis and Nashville, the most popular wrestler is without question Jerry The King Lawler.  It is said, that even during his first run as WWE heavyweight champion, that Hogan found himself being out-cheered by Lawler when he wrestled against him in Memphis. If you ever want to hear a loud pop, find video of Lawler wrestling from the 80's and you'll hear cheers that are deafening. Yet, when he went to WWE in the early 90's, he rightfully earned "most hated wrestler of the year" in PWI's 1993 rankings. Somehow or another, even though fans had to have seen his behavior on WWE television, he was still cheered as a fan favorite in Tennessee for years. It took a long time after his initial heel turn in WWE, before he turned heel in the volunteer state. It's a shame that most professional wrestling fans only seem to know, care and pay attention to things that happened in nationally televised wrestling promotions, because overall, heel and face, Lawler was one of the best.





3. Goldust
One of the most underrated wrestlers of all time, Goldust was immensely popular as both a heel and as a face. When he first came to the WWE in 1995, he pushed the envelope and he pushed it hard. Even if you weren't homophobic, he shoved a gay, creepy, perverted persona uncomfortably into your face as hard as he could. As a result, fans absolutely hated the guy and WWE did a  great job of building up the tension as he mowed through Marty Jannetty, Bam Bam Bigelow and Razor Ramon for the intercontinental championship. Fans wanted to see him get his brains bashed in and he escaped one beating after another through cheating or sly cleverness. When Roddy Piper and Ahmed Johnson finally gave him the beating he deserved, fans went ballistic with pleasure. A short time later, he began a feud with Hunter Hearst Helmsley and the fans went from wanting to see him get his ass kicked, to wanting to see him kick ass. He soon became a fan favorite and fans were cheering him just as loudly as they had been booing him.



2. Jake "The Snake" Roberts 
He could be a heel on Monday, turn face Tuesday, turn back to a heel on Wednesday and then back to a face on Thursday. Friday he could be a heel again, take the weekend off and easily come back on Monday as a face. That's how good he was. Throughout his WWE career, he had many runs as both a face and as a heel. One would think as many times as he turned that fans would have stopped forgiving him after a while and stopped cheering him as a face. Yet, when you're that good, as mentioned before, you could change from face to heel, heel to face on a daily basis and still get over with the fans. People through around the word psychology in the world of professional wrestling, like raindrops in a storm. Yet few are able to capture the meaning of the word in the way Roberts was. He understood how to get into the minds of people and into their hearts. How to draw emotion in the fans. They may like another wrestler, but when Jake was a face, they loved him. They may dislike another wrestler, but when Jake was a heel, they hated him. Only one wrestler that could do it better.....


1. Randy Savage

Intensity, passion and emotion. Randy Savage had it all.  He could draw huge crowds as a heel and he could draw huge crowds as a face. Whether they came to see him cause they loved him or they came to see him cause they hated him, the fans came to see Randy Savage. His initial heel run in the mid 80's, saw him the top heel in the WWE. He quickly turned that into a late 80's run as the WWE's top face, the first face may it be added that the WWE trusted to hold the world's title instead of Hogan. Then, he turned around and became a top heel again in the early 90's, only to turn face again a short time later. Fans often point to his match with Ricky Steamboat as being the all time greatest match, and it certainly is in contention. It should also be noted that he had the best match at Wrestlemania VII (against The Ultimate Warrior) and Wrestlemania VIII (against Ric Flair) as well. Heel or face, he could be used in any which way, to draw a ton of money.  Few may have been better faces and few may have been better heels, but when combining the two, Randy Savage takes a backseat to no one.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

OWN IT!





I've experienced it many times in my life. Two times, in the last two weeks. I've been guilty of it before too. People acting/behaving in a way that others would label in an unfavorable or negative way, and not taking ownership in that label, because of the negative connotation associated. The only thing I hate worse than a person lying, is when that person is caught lying, it has been proven that they lied and the continue to deny that they lied. On top of it, they become angry with you if you call them a liar.

People want to lie, but don't you dare call them a liar. People want to contradict themselves, but don't you dare call them a hypocrite. People want to use ever racial slur and refer to minorities with only negative comments, but call them a racist? What?!? Them!?! NEVER!!!

My roommate Joel occasionally smokes a cigarette, but he gets antsy with me if I tell people that he smokes. His response is, "I don't smoke. I just occasionally have a cigarette."  It drives me nuts.  I'm turning 31 years old on May 22nd. I had a cigar on May 22nd, 2006 and then I had another cigar in mid December, 2015. At this rate I have a cigar once every 10 years, far less than the one or two a week that Joel smokes. If someone ask me if I smoke or not, my response is, "I've had two cigars in my life." To me responding, "No" means that you do not smoke. Or at best you have smoked in the past, but you do not now and you don't plan to in the future. Not, "Well, since I don't smoke two packs of smokes a day, I'll say that I don't smoke."

I went in circles the other day with a friend of mine who insisted that I was out of line when I called him discriminatory against homosexuals. He kept on insisting that he wasn't. Finally our conversation ended with me saying, "So, let me get this straight. You are ok with anyone adopting a child, just as long as that someone is not gay?"  To which he replied, "Yes."  Bang.My.Head.Against.The.Wall.

Then another discussion where I called someone a hypocrite and someone came to the defense of that person with excuses....albeit justifiable excuses...as to why the person did what they did. I agreed with the defender that the person had justifiable reasons for doing what he did. I agreed that many people in his position would have done the same thing. I even agreed that others have committed sins far greater than him. But you know what? I still referred to him as a hypocrite.  Why? Because HE IS.

I had a guy in Iowa City I was friends with for a few years. I am no longer friends with him. He is one of the most not liked human beings in Iowa City. People would ask me all the time, "Why are you friends with that guy?"  "He's a prick!"  Yes, he was a prick.  You know what I liked and respected about him the most? He admitted it!! He OWNED it.  All the time? No, but he would on more than one occasion say, "Oh yeah, I'm a total asshole." That's more than most people are willing to do.

Two years ago, I called UBER out for underhanded moves and monopolization tactics that undermined the integrity of capitalism. This past September, I joined the UBER team. C.J. Wurpts, one who demands a respect he's unwilling to show within his own right, called me out. He called me a hypocrite. It crossed my mind to defend myself. I thought of justifications. Then I asked myself to be honest.  You know what? C.J. was right. My response back to him was, "I agree. In this particular case, I am a hypocrite."  I OWNED it.

I'm not attracted to overweight women. I do not find obesity to be sexually stimulating or attractive. For years, I would deny and strongly resist anyone referring to me as shallow or superficial. I knew people far more shallow and superficial than myself. People I love and admire more than I do most people, were heavier people. I didn't want them to think of me as shallow or superficial. You know what? Not wanting to be romantically or intimately involved with someone because of the way their body looks is STILL shallow. It is STILL superficial.  So am I superficial? Am I shallow?  To a degree, you bet I am.

Of course this can be a rather subjective discussion, but there is a difference between having a difference of opinion and being in crystal clear denial.  You think that white, heterosexual Christians should be treated  with superiority and granted rights, privileges and advantages over others? Well, great! But don't say, "No, I'm not" when someone calls you a bigot. Yes, you are.  OWN  IT!

Saturday, March 26, 2016

My Top 10 Most Satisfying Movie Endings


10. The Departed

Let's tap into the part of my psyche that gives people merit to call me strange. Truth is, I didn't care all that much for The Departed. I'm not much of a Mark Wahlberg fan and the movie didn't do much for me. It's ironic, because I often complain about movies that are generally good overall, but are in partial ruined because of a bad ending. An example would be Stephen King's It. Now I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm mentioning a movie I find mediocre in general and praising its rewarding and satisfying ending. Towards the end of the film, you are left to think that Colin Sullivan is going to get away with it and suddenly out of left field Dignam shows up and as John Lennon would say, "Instant Karma."  The reason why this scene is so rewarding to me, is because the rest of the film hands us one injustice after another, thus making the moment of justice all the more rewarding.


9. Free Willy
I love this ending. I love everything about this ending.  From the story, to the acting, to the cinematography to the musical score.  Everything about this ending is right. To me the whole movie and this scene especially, is about freedom. Jesse freeing himself from fear and doubt and learning to trust his adopted parents. Glen freeing himself much in the same way Jesse did. I love it when Jesse ask Glen to help him and Glen backs the truck straight into the water. I realize Michael Madsen has a huge arsenal of roles to his name, but his role as Glen is by far my favorite. He almost always plays sleazeball gangsters in films, and I don't get why, as he was excellent as the tough-love father figure here. Then of course, I have to mention the literal freedom of Willy.  There are many times in my life where I've felt trapped. I've felt as Bruce Cockburn would say that I'm, "pacing the cage."  When Willy takes that risk and he jumps over those rocks and into freedom I feel as if a locked door has been opened.  It makes me feel free.


8. Teen Wolf 
Teen Wolf is one of my top twenty films of all time. When I was little there was a spin-off cartoon series I used to watch on a regular basis. I was unaware of the film. Yet one day when my mom took me up town to rent a film, there it was. I took it home, watched and I've watched it over 100 times since. The film's ending has always been special to me, but as I've gotten older it's gotten even better. When I was little, it was all about Scott showing Mick up and winning the basketball game. Now it's more about Scott becoming a man and discovering the true rewards in life. I can't think of a movie that has a more clever way of portraying puberty. When Scott brushes past Pamela and goes to find Boof, I want to reach through the screen and give him a high five. We don't win that often in life, but God when we do, does it feel good. Teen Wolf's ending reminds me of that.


7. The Best of Times 
I think film makers made the right choice by making this film a comedy, but it could have just as easily been made a drama. Matter of fact, I've always watched the film as a drama. I've never seen the film as the hilarious, comic relief that most do. To me the character of Jack Dundee is all to real. It hits very close to home. It seems far fetched to think that the ending of a football game would bother someone twenty years after it happened and that they'd think about it all the time and let it bother them on a daily basis. That's why the film needed to be a comedy in order to have an audience. Most people couldn't relate to a character who would do such a thing. I can. I know what it's like to want let past failures haunt you. I know what it's like to often find yourself wishing you had something to do all over again. For me it wasn't football, it was high school wrestling, but the feelings are the same, even if the activity is different. Jack would give anything to be able to go back and catch that ball and I'd give anything to step on the mat again with Daniel Garrett. It's why the ending of the film is so rewarding to me.  Watching Jack catch the ball and finally let go of the pain and regret that has burdened him most of his life. I'm much more over the fact that I wasn't the great high school wrestler that I wanted to be, now, than what I used to be. Yet, it still bugs me. There are days when it downright depresses me. Yet, I know that there will be a day when like Jack, I catch that pass and I score that touchdown. I think that day will come when I professionally publish my first novel. Matter of fact, I'm certain of it.

6. Rudy 

I like Joe Montana and I put him as the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football, but I think he was out of line with his negative comments about Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger and Rudy. We're not all born with immense talents and abilities. Montana can claim that he worked extremely hard to be as good as he was, and he probably did. Yet, he worked hard as an extraordinarily talented man, who was born with natural gifts and abilities that most people don't have. In some ways I think Montana is jealous or angry that someone not nearly as talented or as good as he was, is just as recognizable a name in Notre Dame football history as is he. Maybe Montana feels that because Rudy wasn't talented, that he didn't deserve his moment in the sun and that glory should only be granted to the gifted.Well, he can feel however he wants to feel, but success cannot be denied to those who will do anything to get it. Never give up, that's the message of the story.  And the ending, exemplifies why.


5. JAWS

"Smile you son of a bitch!"  Is there a more epic line? I have no problem thinking deeply and getting all philosophical on why an ending is captivating to me with a sophisticating explanation, but sometimes it is no more than because it is exciting and it is fun. The stakes are extremely high, Brody knows this is his last chance and it's either him or the shark. Even though I've seen the movie 1,000 times between owning it and not changing the channel when I run across it on TV, and I know what is going to happen, I still experience a sense of urgency. It's a fun ending.


4. Leon: The Professional 
Usually endings either piss me off or they make me happy. Rarely do they ever do both at the exact same time. Matter of fact, I can't think of any other film that does. The bittersweet ending of injustice and justice colliding to give us such a unique ending, is rather satisfying in a strange way. It's heartbreaking to know that this isn't going to end happily for Leon and Matilda, yet it's rewarding to know that Stansfield is finally going to get what we've wanted to see happen to him the entire film. Great films toy with our emotions, and few do as well with that technique as Leon: The Professional. 

3. Rocky III



I haven't seen Creed yet, but out of the other six films, Rocky III is my favorite. I love the story of a man who has lost his mentor and his edge, his killer extinct and his hunger and how he gets it back through the help of an old enemy who turns out to be one of his best friends. To watch him walk into the ring, already knowing he's won the fight before it even takes place is inspirational and motivational. One of the worst feelings is to give up on yourself and lose the fire that burns within you to succeed. Seeing that fire relit as Rocky takes it to Clubber Lang, knocking him out is a rewarding experience every time I watch the movie. Having been involved in a competitive one on one sport like boxing (amateur wrestling) I know the truth in developing friendships and strong bonds with your opponents. The friendship between Balboa and Creed, I think is one of the things that makes this film work as well as it does for me. Watching Apollo, his former greatest enemy in the ring, push him and refuse to give up on him, wanting to see him succeed.....Love this film, love its ending.


2. Superman II

To be clear, I'm talking about the original theatrical release directed by  Richard Lester. As a more liberal minded individual who usually tries to solve conflicts diplomatically, I have to say that sometimes it feels good to kick ass. I still believe that all other avenues and solutions should be exhausted before one resorts to violence but sometimes it is the answer. I can remember the first time I saw Superman II. I was only four years old at the time, but I remember it well. All hope was lost and the bad guys had won. Then suddenly Superman starts to crush Zod's hand and all hope is restored.Some people like Richard Donner's version better where Zod and his gang are once again imprisoned and prefer it over Lester's version where the three of them are killed. They say it goes against Superman's nature to kill and they feel it is out of character. Normally I would agree, but Superman knew the probability of Zod's escape and the dire consequences that would result if he were to have won. He could not put the Earth or the people of the Earth in such jeopardy again, thus in this particular case killing Zod was a decision of thought,rather than personal vengeance. This film reminds me of my childhood and how watching great films like this helped me to develop my imagination and create my own stories. Sometimes when watching it, I forget that I'm a 30 year old man with my own home in my own living room. Sometimes I still picture myself back at my old house in Sigourney, Iowa, with my Dad, sitting on the living room floor watching Superman kick ass. It's very nostalgic for me.


1. The Princess Bride 

I've seen The Princess Bride 100's of times in my life, and each time I fall in love with the sub-story of Inigo Montoya and his determination to avenge his father's murder. I admire dedication, and I admire those who dedicate their lives to achieving their goals, working extraordinarily hard to make them happen. The character is written so well, and played so impeccably by Mandy Patinkin, that I find myself wanting him to succeed in his quest, as much as he wants to succeed. From the moment he tells his story to Westley, up unto the final confrontation between him and Count Rugen, the movie builds the anticipation. My heart sinks, every time I watch the scene where Count Rugen throws the knife into Montoya's belly, and it seems that failure is inevitable. I cannot stop my eyes from tearing up when Montoya utters the words, "I'm sorry father, I tried." I feel cheated. I feel wronged and for a moment I hate life for how cruel and unfair it can be. Then out of nowhere Montoya continues to fight, because his determination is greater than even he knew. He continues to fight because the will to succeed is greater than the force of fate that tries to stop him. He refuses to lose, even if it is subconsciously. When he finally gets his revenge and says, "I want my father back you son of a bitch" it is the most rewarding thing I've ever witnessed in cinema. He does not experience the moment of relief and the moment of victory alone. I am there, sharing it with him.
  




Friday, March 25, 2016

Welcome to the Fourth Reich (Parody)

(PARODY OF BAD MOON RISING BY CCR) 

I see a fourth Reich arising
I see racists have their say
I see animosity heightening
I see our nation in decay

Don’t be gay tonight
Well he’s bound to take your rights
welcome to the fourth Reich

I see hostility a growing
I fear minorities are doomed
I see liberties forgoing
I see white males a constant shoe-in

Don’t be a woman tonight
well he’s bound to take your rights
welcome to the fourth Reich

Justice is about to leave altogether
Equality, is about to go bye-bye
Hell, a result of his bellwether
This is the Fourth Reich

Don’t be non-Christian tonight
well he’s bound to take your rights
welcome to the fourth Reich