McIntyre Says, "WRONG!" to Doctor's Claims

 Dr. Sam Ich of CHI Memorial Hospital in Chattanooga, Tennessee came under attack late Thursday afternoon when he told a group of college students to stay out of the sun on excessively hot days. 

Dr. Ich was explaining to the students at UT-Chattanooga that on days when heat reaches excessive temperatures it can pose a variety of dangers to the human body.  Heat exhaustion and severe burns being among some of those dangers. 

"You want to stay out of the sun on a day like today," Dr. Ich said. 

That's when George McIntyre, a 70 year old former wrestling official, town know it all and local idiot verbally attacked Dr. Ich. 

"WRONG!!" McIntyre shouted from a seat in the third row of the auditorium. 

Confused as to McIntyre's claims as well as his insistence, Dr. Ich entertained his claims asking why he felt he was wrong. 

"You can't go into the sun!" McIntyre shouted. "It's 94 million miles away!" 

Dr. Ich tried to explain to McIntyre that he didn't literally mean that students shouldn't go into the sun. He simply meant that they shouldn't go outside into the sunlight without proper precautions and protection. 

"If you meant that, then you should have said it!" McIntyre continued to shout. "You said into the sun.  Not into the sunlight or sun's rays.  These kids can't go into the sun.  Anyone knows that.  The sun is 94 million miles away.  It'd take 19 years to reach the sun." 

Dr. Ich tried to once again explain what he meant and the usage of the common expression, "stay out of the sun" but McIntyre continued to protest. 

"They'd burn up long before they ever reached the sun anyway." McIntyre laughed. "Call yourself a Dr? You don't even know that you can't actually go into the sun." 

Dr. Ich tried to continue his presentation but McIntyre continued to interrupt demanding that Dr. Ich admit that he was wrong and apologize for making an inaccurate statement.  

"The man is deranged," Dr. Ich said when asked for comment. 

At the present time we are still gathering comment from George McIntyre.  He's spent the last four hours telling us how wonderful, intelligent, great and magnificent he is.