Ode to Ted Nugent - Parody of "Cat Scratch Fever"

I know their maybe dumber, but I'm as dumb as they come

I misquote history!

I'll tell people they should serve, even though I never would

Oh yeah, Hy-poc-risy

CHORUS

I'm a Fox News receiver
Fox News receiver

I don't do any research, I just believe what I'm told

Reading for me would be a chore!

And I don't like homosexuals, I think they're impure

and Pat Robertson is my mentor!!

I'm a Fox News Receiver
Fox News Receiver

If you look in my head, you might not find a brain

From Actuality, I estrange!

Like most my music, I am pretty lame

bullshit, I'm buyin', buyin'

I'm bullshit fed!!

I'm a Fox News Receiver
Fox News Receiver