"My State!!" (Parody of "The Shake" my Neal McCoy)

My friend Brooks and I were talking earlier today about how wrestling fans can sometimes get into rather heated debates over which state produces the best wrestlers and how ridiculous these fights can get. I'm not here to offend anyone or make anyone mad.  I'm here to simply break up the tension with a little humor.  I wrote a song to describe the "Ohio Vs Pennsylvania" debate that has waged for decades now, with other representatives strongly defending the talent that there state produces.

Have fun.

(Sung to the tune of "The Shake" by Neal McCoy)

Yeah, You know!!

Now lets get on track to..
Talk about the #1 guys
we're here to make the case
that we deserve the very best prize
Not that it's all that important
But don't make no mistake
the best wrestlers in the land, come from my state!

I say Pennsylvania, you know that I'm right
Oh b.s. Ohio all day and all night
California can get real funky
Iowa's ready to go
watch those New Jersey wrestlers score, score, score

Some opinions are rather an extraction
but don't make no mistake
the best wrestlers in the land, come from my state!

Now whose the best in the land?
That depends on who you like
Illinois's a good belief
New York looks pretty nice
Now it means a lot to me
So don't make no mistake
the best wrestlers in the land, come from my state

My state!!

Basketball is Indiana
football is Texas and Alabama
baseball's Florida and California
New York, New Jersey
Iowa, Ohio, Pennsylvania too


Stroke it to the left
Stroke it to the right
tell me what I want to hear, you know what I like
Stroke my ego real gently
Stroke it real slow

Some opinions are rather an extraction
but don't make no mistake
the best wrestlers in the land, come from my state.