Saturday, August 8, 2020

Wrestlemania's Top 15 Special Guest

One of the things that makes Wrestlemania such a monumental event in the world of professional wrestling are the Special Guest that are a part of it.  Sometimes it's clear as day that celebrities show up for a pay check & don't have much interest in being there.  Other times it is quite clear that they want to be there & they love being a part of the extravaganza.  It's not easy narrowing it down to fifteen & it's even harder trying put them in some sort of numerical order.  

So many great celebrity guest, getting reprimanded for leaving someone out is inevitable.   I mean Ozzy Osbourne was in the corner of the British Bulldogs when they defeated The Dream Team at Wrestlemania II for the WWE Tag Team championship.   Elvira played along well at Wrestlemania II & I commend her for being a part of it.  If the list were a top seventeen, they'd have been added.  In this case, consider them both honorable mention. 


WWF WrestleMania VI
#15 - Steve Allen 
Wrestlemania VI

I think the late Steve Allen's segments at Wrestlemania VI are often overlooked & not as appreciated as they could be.  His jokes on the Bolsheviks & Rhythm n Blues were entertaining & comical.  


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#14 - Mike Tyson
Wrestlemania XIV

The whole buildup of Mike Tyson as the special guest referee for the WWE championship match between Shawn Michaels & Stone Cold Steve Austin was quite memorable. The Attitude Era was in full launch & seeing that Mike Tyson fit the image, McMahon announced Tyson with the expectation of a positive reinforcement from the audience.  Instead as he made his way down to the ring, the audience erupted in a chorus of boos.   To have Tyson start off as an unofficial member of DX & then to turn Stone Cold during the course of the match was brilliant.  It got everyone over, including Tyson.  


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#13 - Tommy Lasorda 
Wrestlemania II 

If anything it seemed to me that Tommy Lasorda wanted to have a bigger role than what he got at Wrestlemania II.  While some celebrities came in & did their part, Lasorda seemed a bit disappointed that he wasn't given more to do.  I have to admire that.  



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#12 - Alex Trebek
Wrestlemania VII

Seeing how proper & sophisticated of a man Alex Trebek is, one would think that he'd be the type to snub professional wrestling.  Upon first glance it would appear that Trebek might be one of these "better than thou arts" who loves to throw around words like "fake" & "phony."   Yet the Jeopardy game show host was quite the opposite, proving that assumption is often a foolish action.  Trebek was into it & it was clear that he was having a good time. He later included WWE into categories within Jeopardy & spoke fondly of his experience. 

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#11 - Donald Trump
Wrestlemania IV, V, VI, XX & XXIII

Love him or hate him, I'm not here to discuss his politics, his business, or his personal life.  Those are all separate issues irrelevant to the topic at hand.  When discussing the top guest at Wrestlemania, you have to include Donald Trump somewhere in the list.  He hosted two Wrestlemania's in a row & wanted to do more.   He showed up on his own dime & his own time at Wrestlemania VII & he had one of the most fun & entertaining segments at Wrestlemania XXIII.  

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#10 Bill Fralic
Wrestlemania II 

What I appreciated about Fralic's appearance at Wrestlemania II is that he treated it with the utmost professionalism. Sometimes what I hate about celebrity guest appearances in professional wrestling is that they try to be all clever that they're "in on the joke."  They do things to expose the business & make us look bad.  Fralic did just the opposite.  He kept kayfabe & treated the situation as one should.  As if it was a real competition. His feud with John Studd looked real & legitimate.   Matter of fact looking back on it all these years later, I think Bill Fralic Vs John Studd in a high profile match could have been Lawrence Taylor Vs Bam Bam Bigelow before Lawrence Taylor Vs Bam Bam Bigelow.  Fralic kept it real & for that he gets a ton of respect & admiration from me. 

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#9 Ray Combs
Wrestlemania VIII 

The late Ray Combs always seemed eager to be a part of professional wrestling events whether they were WWE or WCW & he always seemed eager to have the world of professional wrestling on his television show Family Feud.   It brings a tear to my eye to know that Combs' life fell apart & as a result he took his own life a short time later.  I wonder sometimes if he would've been wise to have looked into a career in professional wrestling. I'm not sure if WWE or WCW would've had anything for him or not, but I think he could've done well in color commentary or interviewing wrestlers.  

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#8 - Lawrence Taylor
Wrestlemania XI 

Like Fralic, L.T. did a great job of keeping it real & bringing a sense of legitimacy back into professional wrestling.  WWE was in a trial period in the mid 90's & taking risks was a part of the territory.  This could have been an absolute disaster, but thanks to Taylor's willingness to listen & learn & Bam Bam Bigelow's talent to guide, the match turned out exceptionally well.  I would have given Taylor more time in the ring & had him train more.  A lot of people who have never done professional wrestling don't realize the amount of conditioning that it takes to go out and have a match.  Your body has to get used to being slammed, hitting those ropes & flying all over the place.  As good as the match did turn out, had Taylor had more training, it could've been even better. 


SickthingsUK: Wrestlemania III
#7 - Alice Cooper
Wrestlemania III

Cooper's involvement in Wrestlemania III was fun, exciting & memorable.  Even thirty-three years later, Cooper still looks back on the time with fond, "remember it like it was yesterday" memories.  To hear him speak of his experience in such detail, telling funny stories is a real treat.  My favorite of which was when 400+lbs King Kong Bundy got reprimanded in the back by the midget wrestlers after hurting Little Beaver.  The idea of a man that outweighed four of them altogether hanging his head in shame & saying, "I'm sorry" is quite humorous.  Admirable because Bundy was a man's man who would admit his mistakes, yet still humorous. 


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#6 - Pete Rose
Wrestlemania XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XX

How can you not include Pete Rose in a list like this?  Rose was a team player all of the way & if baseball is going to continue to foolishly shame him & refuse to give him his due, I'm glad that professional wrestling will make up for it.  For the sake of entertainment & to help pro wrestling get over, Rose didn't mind getting beat up & made out to be a fool.  As often as he did it, he deserves his spot on this list, in the same way he deserves his spot in the MLB Hall of Fame. 


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#5 - Regis Philbin
Wrestlemania VII 

Philbin was exceptionally good to professional wrestling. His respect & love for the business came out in everything that he ever did for it.  The only person I can think of that gave more time & publicity to pro wrestling during this time was Arsenio Hall.  Ironically enough (as well as unfortunate) Hall never made an appearance at a Wrestlemania, although he should have.  As to Philbin he had wrestlers on Live with Regis & Kathie Lee all the time.   Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, The Giant Gonzalez, Earthquake, Mr. Perfect & so many others.  It was clear that Regis loved being a part of Wrestlemania. His excitement & enthusiasm were contagious.  I wish that he would have been a part of more. 


WrestleMania I - Wikipedia
#4 - Mr. T 
Wrestlemania I & II 

He's the only non-wrestler to ever make the cover of a Wrestlemania poster.  While some of the wrestlers weren't keen on T's involvement, there's no denying that it had a lot to do with Wrestlemania's initial success.  He was a large part of the show & played his part quite well.  Despite any problems or opinions resulting, that cannot be overlooked or denied. 


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#3 - Cindi Lauper
Wrestlemania 

I thought Lauper did such a great job at Wrestlemania that if she had wanted to, she could have became the female version of Jimmy Hart.   Hart after all began life as a musician, the lead singer of the Gentrys.  He had a hit & appeared in an Elvis Presley film before becoming pro wrestling's "Mouth of the South."  Lauper I feel could have had a similar career.  Probably as a face instead of a heel, but still a similar career.  She ate up her roll & did a great job at Wrestlemania.  Including pro wrestlers in her music videos & promoting the business helped WWE to soar to heights that it might not have otherwise. 


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#2 - Morton Downey Jr 
Wrestlemania V

I really have to admire Morton Downey Jr for his involvement in Wrestlemania V.  While most celebrities want to come out looking like the hero, Downey wasn't afraid to make himself look like a total jackass.  For the sake of a huge pop from the crowd & getting Roddy Piper over, in playing the role of a "heel", Downey goes down in my book as one of the best celebrity appearances in Wrestlemania history.   To further my respect for the late Mr. Downey, I admire how when professional wrestling was under attack & made out to be a joke, Downey went out of his way to feature it on his show.  He gave it the realism & legitimacy that it needed.  WWE likes to act like the United States during a war time as if it did it all on its own & sometimes it forgets the United Kingdoms, the Frances, & the other allied powers.  It was a tag team effort & Downey was a member of the team. 


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#1 - Bob Uecker 
Wrestlemania III & IV 

Here's another guy I feel could have been a permanent fixture in professional wrestling.  Uecker did a great job at both Wrestlemania III & IV.  I only wish his involvement could have been bigger.  Throughout the years I was always hoping that he'd come back & do another Wrestlemania. While I'm happy he was inducted into the Hall of Fame, I do feel that upon his career in baseball & his career in Hollywood, that his time in pro wrestling could've been more.  




























Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Complete the Story: 19 of 198

We took turns guarding the door, neither of us sleeping very much.  Ricky looked nervous, and suddenly I felt bad about getting him involved.  I shouldn't have.  I'm a man of convictions but I can't say that I'm a man of courage. Or maybe that's not it.  I mean I'm not afraid of the vampires.  At one time I was. I was mortified at the thought of them coming in & ripping me to shreds. I envisioned the excruciating pain of one of their bites. Of being alive as they began to suck the life right out of me.  I used to fear death.  Now I can't say I welcome it, but I can't say that if it came for me.....I guess I don't know what I'd do.   

My thoughts are complicated. I'm not sure if it's clinically possible to diagnose one's self insane but I have no other description for where I think my mind is headed.  Or perhaps where it already is.  I'd be lying, if I were to tell you that I didn't hope at some point I'd lose. I don't feel that way all the time, but I do sometimes. They out number us 10 to 1.  They're quicker. They're stronger.  They're intelligent.  They're harder than Hell to kill.  We're all negative.  Food & water may be scarce around here, but pessimism sure as Hell isn't.   

I think what truly classifies me as a lunatic is that I keep on fighting.  I sit here with my back against the door of a small church we found in our search for fellow survivors.  A cross of Jesus hangs above the pipes of an organ. The water gun I hold full of what I believe to be holy water.  We've been told vampires can't enter such institutions.  We've been told that crosses & holy water work as lines of defense.   Yet in the last 8 months, all we know to have an effect on them is sunlight.  Something Ricky & I lost about 20 minutes ago & won't get for about 11 hours. 


Hope is dead.  I still think about a life before the vampires took over.  I still think of how I told myself that one day I'd get back into racing & I'd make it to Nas Car.  I took a detour to get an education.  A promise that I made my mother & selfishly have to admit I now sit here & regret.  A college degree didn't mean that much to me.  Three years & eight months.  I didn't even get to receive my degree to make her happy.  The Vampires rose on the twenty-seventh of April. No warning.  No nothing.  We weren't able to call each other or email or anything.  It was like a bomb hitting the whole country. 

What I should've felt at that moment was sorrow, fear, confusion.  We didn't have time to plan. It was either panic, run, fight or hide.  I took off on a dead sprint as a group of vampires ran after me.  I fell to the ground in complete exhaustion.  When I was grabbed & lifted off the ground I kept waiting for the bite. For the fingernails to sink deep within my skin. Instead I was thrown into the back of a van as the doors slammed & we sped down the road. 

I was given water as I sucked wind, coughed & threw up twice within an hour.  Fellow students, two of which I didn't like & four of which I didn't know surrounded me.   When I thought of my mom, all of my thoughts were numb.  I wanted to feel fear of what might have happened to her.  I wanted to break down and bawl at the thought of never seeing her again.  I wanted to feel some sort of anger at what was happening.  I wanted to feel something.  Anything, but I didn't.  It wasn't until a few days later when I thought of how in the summer after my senior year of high school, I had been offered an opportunity to go down & work in Daytona.  I let my her talk me out of it.  Talk me into getting a degree first & then going down to Daytona.  When I thought of that, that's when the emotion I had sought came.  When I realized that in this world now ruled by vampires, Nascar didn't exist & it never would again.  That's when the tears I couldn't find for my mother, fell effortlessly from my eyes. 

It's not contempt.  At least not for her.  I'm not angry with her.  I don't feel she did the wrong thing.  I think she did the right thing.  I know she did the right thing.  I don't know what in the Hell is wrong with me to where I can't feel that she did the right thing.  I question my own morality.  My own ethics & my own values? Am I am good person?  How can I justify affirmative to that question, when my own tears reveal a sociopathic  response? 

I think that in partial is why I keep fighting.  Why I continue to look for help & try and defeat the vampires.  Why I look for those in trouble & try to save them.  I still might not be a great person. I might still be the piece of shit who despite a desire wasn't able to shed a tear for his mother.  I might still be the one who instead cried at the loss of selfish aspiration.  I can in the least, pretend to be better. 

I didn't know if I could do it on my own.  I didn't like the idea of being on my own.  Going out alone wasn't something I could do.  So I selfishly recruited Ricky.  It wasn't because I thought he'd be best to take along.  He wasn't the smartest. He wasn't the fastest. He wasn't the strongest.  I chose him simply because out of everyone else who volunteered, he seemed like the one who had the least to lose.  Like the one who would keep swinging the steak, even if his arm was the only body part he had left.   That's why I chose him.  

I take a break from my thoughts as I look back in the direction of where Ricky had been trying to sleep.  He's gone.  

"Ricky!"  

Suddenly he reappears. 

"Hey." Rick speaks to me for the first time since we took off this morning. "There's a pantry in the back. I found some bread." 

He reaches into his coat pocket as he hands me a piece.

"It's hard as a brick." He continues. "but no mold.  It's still safe to eat." 

"Thanks" I say as I take a bite.  

"I drank some of the holy water." He speaks slowly as if he's afraid of the consequence that may result in his admission. 

"Yeah." I say back to him. "We put some in our water guns too." 

"Yeah." He continues to talk slow. 

"Look." I say to him. "Jesus would want you to." 

"You sure about that?"  His question demands an unshakable answer.  One that I can not give him, but I do anyway. 

"Yeah."  I'm no more sure about it, than I am anything in this crazy situation.  I know Biblically speaking that deception is the utmost of sins. Yet I can't help but feel that since it comforts Ricky & it's the only answer he'll accept that being dishonest is the right thing to do.  

"Eat some of that holy bread too." I say to him as I take a bite of my own while pointing at the piece he's holding.  

He nods and takes a bite of it. 

"Then later you can take a holy shit." 

He cracks a smile. The first one I've seen upon a face that I thought only knew frowns & other looks of disappointment.  

Sunlight for the first twenty-two years of my life was nothing more than crawling into my bed. pulling the blankets over myself, lying my head on the pillow & then waking up to it.  That's all it was.  That's all I ever thought it'd be. Now here I sit, my back up against a door, my eyes starring out a window into the darkness.  A black, that with every second that passes, I'll watch until it turns to light.